I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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