Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I think I sprained my soul last night
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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