I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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