im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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