matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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