Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize