Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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