So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
