wat bout pragnant strippers??
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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