Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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