do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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