margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Sex in the backyard? Check.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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