Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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