I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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