Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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