Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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