Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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