But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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