but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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