i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.