Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.