Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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