So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just want to make out with him forever
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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