Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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