I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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