That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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