Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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