Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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