So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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