she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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