No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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