Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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