he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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