i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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