I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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