Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm always down for nudity.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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