Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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