TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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