She's JV to your varsity
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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