How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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