Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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