I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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