i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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