You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.