well I can't set my house on fire every night
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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