check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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