sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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