there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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