Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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