I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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