You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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